Warren G

Warren Gosling is a 12 year old boy born in 1931. In 1943, he was out playing with his brother when he fell down a storm drain. He woke up in a park in the year 2019.

Going to the park bathroom, he sat bewildered and heard a familiar noise in the stall next to him: the sound his very own diarrhea makes. He waited for that pooper to emerge, and was shocked to discover it was... him! But older, scarred, and more dangerous. He has discovered that in the future he grows up to become The Goose, the famed and deadly superhero.

Confronted with his younger self, The Goose took Warren back to his home, not knowing or caring about doing anything else. The Goose has had Warren babysitting his son Trevor, a 4 year old whose mother is unknown. The Goose has a daughter, Meredith, who is in her 30s and hates The Goose with a passion. She doesn't know Warren as anything other than a babysitter to her half-brother.

Warren was crestfallen to learn that his future self is an absentee parent, the worst thing he can imagine.

Warren loves the food in the future, but hates the lack of community. No one seems to care about church, or boy scouts, or any of the things that have always been so important to him.

Landing in 2019, Warren discovered a strange new ability: energy projection. He calls this "giving off strong vibes". It seems to be something that The Goose has fine control over.

During The Incident, Warren had to stop The Goose from destroying the research lab they were in. To do so, he cut off his own pinky finger. At the same time, the finger disappeared from The Goose's hand, establishing that what happens to Warren, happens to The Goose.

Warren has learned something horrible about The Goose: in 1944, he and his brother were playing with a handgun and he accidentally killed his brother.

Warren calls himself Warren G, unaware of the rapper of the same name.